Bill Clinton:
I did not cross the road
with THAT chicken. What
do you mean by chicken?
Could you define chicken,
please...
Louis Farrakhan:
The road, you will see,
represents the black man.
The chicken crossed the
"black man" in
order to trample him down!
Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?
L.A Poliece Department:
Give us five minutes with
the chicken, and we'll find
out.
Jerry Falwell:
Because the chicken was
gay! isn't it obvious? Can't
you people see the plain
truth in front of your face?
The chicken was going to
the other side. thats what
"they" call it:
the "other side".
Yes, my friends the chicken
is gay. And if you eat that
chicken, you will become
gay too!
Ronald Regan:
What Chicken?
Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act
of rebellion, and we were
quite justified in dropping
50 tons of nerve gas on
it!
ROBERT DE NIRO: Are you
telling me the chicken crossed
that road? Is that what
you're telling me?
Ernest Hemingway: To die.
In the rain.
Marting Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where
all chickens, be they black
or white or brown or red
or speckled, will be free
to cross roads without having
their motives called into
question.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't
ask why the chicken crossed
the road. Someone told us
that the chicken crossed
the road, and that was good
enough for us.
Aristotle: It is the nature
of chickens to cross the
road.
Karl Marx: It was a historical
inevitability.
Captain James T. Kirk: To
boldly go where no chicken
has gone before.
Fox Mulder: You saw it cross
the road with your own eyes.
How many more chickens have
to cross before you believe
it's true?
Freud: The fact that you
are at all concerned that
the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying
sexual insecurity. How do
you feel about your mother?
Bill Gates: We have just
released eChicken 2000,
which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs
(only in the proprietary
brown_ms.egg format), file
your important documents,
and balance your chequebook
and Internet Explorer is
aninextricable part of eChicken.
The CIA: Who told you about
the chicken? Did you see
the chicken? There was no
chicken. Please step into
the car, sir.
Einstein: Did the chicken
really cross the road or
did the road move beneath
the chicken.
