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A
professor of chemistry wanted
to teach his 5th grade class
a lesson about the evils of
liquor, so he produced an
experiment that involved a
glass of water, a glass of
whiskey, and two worms. "Now,
class. Observe closely the
worms," said the professor
putting a worm first into
the water. The worm in the
water writhed about, happy
as a worm in water could be.
The
second worm, he put into the
whiskey. It writhed painfully,
and quickly sank to the bottom,
dead as a doornail. "Now,
what lesson can we derive
from this experiment?"
the professor asked.
Johnny, who naturally sits
in back, raised his hand and
wisely responded, "Drink
whiskey and you wont get worms."
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